Rewriting the script-Let's get it

GandZombie wrote:Hugmonster Movie Script so far

Scene 1

(It's night, a thousand stars are in the sky, camera falls upon a warehouse and a child's scream is heard)
Hugmonster: Don't worry little one you'll be alright
(Inside the warehouse it's pitch black only a single light upon a small child is seen, A Hugmonster is standing over him)
Child: (Scared, Stuttering) wh-who are you?
Hugmonster: (menacing Whisper) We're your best friends
(The warehouse lights up showing many more Hugmonsters, all giggling)
Hugmonster: Well boys what are we waiting for-
(A laser blast hits him, killing him. The other Hugmonsters look around wildly)
Hugmonster: Not now!
(Two more laser blasts kill two more huggers)
Hugmonster: Where is she?!
Hugmonster: Fan out! find her!
(the Hugmonsters wander around the ware house checking behind shelves, several more are taken out by an unseen enemy, Susan swoops down next to the child when the Huggers aren't looking)
Susan: (to the child) Shhh
(The child screams in fright, all the Huggers turn around)
Hugmonster: There you are!
(Several huggers charge her, she maneuvers around them and stabs them with a blade, one sneaks up on her and hits her, she falls over)
Hugmonster: I got her!
(A plume of water hits him smashing him against a wall)
Hugmonster: Not him too!
(Several geysers pop up launching Hugmonsters into the air, Splash Drop appears behind Susan, He helps her up)
Splash: Hey Suz
Susan: I told you not to call me that
Splash: I know
Susan: So how many are left?
Splash: (looks around) uh, one
(They both look at a cowering Hugmonster)
Splash: looks like he just SPORE himself
Susan: Okay I'll get him, you secure the child
Splash: Now way! I'll get him, you secure the child
Susan: I'm not going to argue about this...
Splash: Well apparently we are!
Susan: Splash...
Splash: What?!
Susan: The Hugger's gone
(They look where the hugger was they see him run out of the warehouse)
Splash: Let's get him
(They both run outside just in time to see the hugger fly off in his ship, Susan throws a tracking beacon at it the beacon attaches to the Hugmonster's ship, Susan's ship is a few yards away, they run to it)
Susan: We've got to follow him
Splash: do we have to? I mean the kids safe, it's late, CSI: Miami is on...
Susan: Splash what's our motto?
Splash: Oh, come on!
Susan: (As she gets in the car) What's our motto?
Splash: "Leave no Hugger alive"
Susan: And do you know why that is?
Splash:(Sarcastically) Because your suffering deep emotional scars from when Hugmonsters destroyed your home world?
Susan: (Glaring) Yes
Splash: You know why don't you just go, I'll stay here
Susan: Splash , you know I need you
Splash: And why is that?
Susan: You have the keys
Splash: Oh yeah (Tosses her the keys)
Susan: Are you coming or not?
Splash:(Waits several seconds) Fine
(Splash climbs into the car next to Susan)
Splash: I know I'm going to regret this
(The Ship rockets off into the sky)

Scene 2

(A shot of the ship speeding through space, inside are Splash and Susan)
Susan: I don't get it
Splash: (Staring out window) What don't you get?
Susan: the Hugmonster...he just...vanished
Splash: What do you mean, vanished?
Susan: I mean the tracking beacon I hit him with, it just disappeared off the radar
Splash: Well, you could try hitting it
Susan: that's your answer to everything
Splash: Eh, I'm Male
Susan: Maybe I should fiddle with it
Splash: Put on the radio while you're at it
(Susan turns on the radio, Telephone is heard, Splash sits there listening while Susan fiddle's with the radar, eventually she gets frustrated and changes the radio station to the news)
News Reporter: (Over Radio) Oh god! the Fibea! they're everywhere! they just ate the Mayor! people are fleeing everywhere... Oh no! I one of them has seen me! I've got to get away-
(A crash is heard followed by several screams then static. Splash changes the station, Fireflies plays, Susan starts hitting the radar, Splash glances at her casually, He begins to sing along to the song quietly, suddenly the radio goes to static, Splash glances at the radio)
Splash: What the....
(An alarm goes off red lights flash, Splash starts to panic)
Splash: wha-whats going on!
Susan: Our controls are failing! the engine is dying!
Splash: We're going to crash!?
Susan: not if I can help it! (starts messing with controls) Well I guess I can't (looks out window)
Wait we could try to steer the ship so that we land on that green planet
Splash: And by 'we' you mean you
Susan: Yes
(Susan starts pressing buttons, the ship spirals and weaves towards the planet's surface)
Susan: Brace yourself! We're heading through the atmosphere!
(The ship catches fire)
Splash: What's going on!?
Susan: the Ozone shields weren't up, we're going down in flames!
(the seats start to heat up, steam emits from Splash)
Splash: I'm starting to evaporate!
(Susan wrestles with the controls while Splash tries to put out the fire)
Splash: with my last breath, I curse Didzo!
(The scene cuts to a Fiery castle, outside is a sign that says "MUD club", inside the castle are green smiley's with arching eyebrows, A giant fanged behemoth stirs, a priest next to it jumps in surprise)
Priest: My lord, what's wrong?
Didzo: I sense...a disturbance....
(The scene cuts back to Susan and Splash panicking in the ship as it flies towards the planet, an explosion is seen as it crashes)

Scene 3

(Susan's house, It's late Helen stumbles through the door giggling to herself)
Helen:(Drunkenly) Hey Susan?
(She looks around for her, but no sign, she decides to look in another room)
Helen: (Sing song) Hey Susan...where are you?
(She collapses but manages to pull herself up)
Helen: may...maybe she's at Splash's
(She wanders over to a nearby phone and dials several numbers, the phone rings several times. the scene cuts to a view of a phone at Splash's house, of screen Flower shouts)
Flower: Hey Splash could you get that? Splash?
(Flower Sprout steps into view she looks around for Splash and decides to answer the phone)
Flower: Hello?
(Scene cuts back to Helen)
Helen: Hey is Splash there?
Flower: (over phone) Helen? Why do you want to talk to Splash?
Helen: Oh Susan isn't here and I was thinking of him...
(Back to Flower, anger on her face, several thorny plants start to grow around her)
Flower: Well maybe he's out with Susan hunting Hugmonsters
Helen: (over phone)that's probably it, you know Splash is a really good dancer
Flower: What?!
Helen: yeah I was at a party earlier and he was there dancing with me...he slapped my bottom
(Flower hangs up and stomps of to screen)
Helen: (Not noticing anything) But he looked different for some reason, all green and stuff...well goodnight I need some sleep-
(Helen collapses on the floor and falls asleep)
(Scene changes to a house shaped like a volcano, she knocks several times, Flame Burn opens the door)
Flame: Well, well Flower Sprout... what do I owe the pleasure?
Flower: Cool it Flame
Flame: You can't ask the fire to go out, It can only grow stronger
Flower: Flame... Is Splash hiding in there?
Flame: What? No
Flower: Are you sure? Because he usually hides at your house whenever something bad happens
Flame: Well he's not here (Moves closer to her) but you and I could do something bad right now
(Several vines wrap around Flame, Flame burns them up)
Flame: Okay I get it...I get it
Flower: Do you know where he is? could he be at Zap's? Or Stone's?
Flame: I don't know, what's this about anyway
Flower: I think Splash cheated on me
Flame: (Surprised Joy) Did he? oh man you are going to kick his butt! Can I come and watch?
Flower: Not unless you know where he is
Flame: Hang on, I'll call Zap, maybe Splash came over to the nightclub (As he runs off) This is going to be so rad
(Flower sighs, the camera turns up towards the stars)

Scene 4

(The image is foggy a faint voice is heard)
Voice: Susan, Susan, Susan
(The smoke clears a Faloyunto is standing over Susan)
Susan: Where-?
Faloyunto: You fell asleep watching the sunset again
Susan: Mitch?
Mitch: Who else? Now come on, you haven't forgotten what's happening today have you?
(Susan stands up and looks around)
Susan: Yes, exams...
Mitch: Yup, and you better hurry up or else you'll be late
(Mitch runs off, Susan stands there for a minute then runs off after him, they run to a walled city, the sun setting behind them. They enter the city, many Faloyuntos are wandering around, Susan and Mitch stop in front of a grizzled looking Faloyunto standing outside a very impressive building)
Administrator: About time!
Mitch: Sorry sir I had to get Susan
Administrator: Well lucky for you, you just made it now get in there!
(Both Susan and Mitch hurry inside the building, a quick montage of Susan completing several puzzles and killing several beasts. When the montage ends both Susan and Mitch are standing in front of the administrator in a stadium with many people sitting in the stands)
Administrator: Mitch you did very well at the warrior exam, but incredibly poorly at the science exam
Mitch: Eh, science just isn't my thing
Administrator: Susan (pauses) you did very well at both tests
(The crowd gasps Mitch looks at Susan)
Mitch: Whoa Susan! you passed both tests! only like...five people have done that!
Administrator: three actually
Mitch: Well good job Susan! we both passed! Susan?
(Susan doesn't respond, the camera rotates around her, Mitch continuing to say her name, He and the administrator catch fire, so does the whole stadium, a fog covers the ground growing more intense, all the while Susan doesn't react, everything vanishes, Susan is standing in total blackness, Mitch's voice fades away. As soon as his voice becomes faint, Hugmonsters fill the blackness, surrounding Susan, all of them giggling, Splash's voice is heard calling Susan's name growing louder and louder, Susan wakes up . she is lying in the grass of a field, nearby there is a smoldering crater with a wrecked ship, Splash is standing over her)
Splash: Finally! I thought you were dead!
Susan: Where-?
Splash: whoa, take it easy Suz...
Susan: What happened?
Splash: As far as I know, emergency crash protection systems deployed
Susan: But there was no power...
Splash: That's what I thought too, but apparently there was just enough to save us
(Susan stands up and looks around)
Susan: Where are we?
Splash: That green planet that you steered us too
(Susan stands, looking out at the horizon)
Splash: Something wrong?
Susan: This place...I've got a bad feeling about it...

Scene 5

(The setting is a nightclub, flashing lights accompany hip-hop music. At a scratchtable is Zap Lightning, Flower approaches him, she is followed by Flame, Stone, Grass, and Float)
Flower: (Trying to shout over the music) Zap! Zap! ZAP!
(Zap looks at her)
Zap: Yo guys! what's going on?
Flower: Zap I need to ask you something!
Zap: What?!
Flower: I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING!
Zap: Hang on my shifts almost over! talk to me then!
(Flower turns away from Zap)
Flower: (muttering) Perfect
Float: What's going on?
Flame: We're waiting for Zap
Float: Oh, you want to dance?
Flame: What?!
Float: Nothing
Flower: What are you guys doing here!
Grass: We wanted to see Splash get his SPORE kicked!
Float: I came because I was lonely
(Flower sighs, they stand around listening to the music, Float edges closer to Flame. A wall of fire emits between them, Float silently edges away. Zap walks down from the scratchtable)
Zap: so what did you want to talk about?
Flower: Zap, did you see Splash come in here?
(Zap thinks for a moment)
Zap: Yeah, Yeah! He came in... at least I think it was him
Flower: Think it was?
Zap: Yeah he was green, and he was acting different
Flower: Different?
Zap: Yeah, Splash is usually is pretty level headed but this guy was acting more like Mr. Pick-up line over there
Flame: Who me?
Float: (Whispering to Flame) Thanks for covering
Flower: Did he say where he was going?
Zap: No, he danced with some girls then left
Grass: Well I guess that's the end of that
Flower: No, there's one more person
(Scene cuts to Helen. She's still asleep on the ground, the phone rings, She stirs slightly but continues sleeping)

Scene 6

(Susan is down in the crater where their ship is, Splash is standing at the craters rim)
Splash: Anything worth salvaging?
Susan: No, but I'm wondering where the case is...
(Splash jumps into the crater)
Splash: What case?
Susan: The one I keep in the trunk, made from Ludimetal, indestructible
Splash: Well what's inside it?
Susan: Some weapons, some gadgets
Splash: Hm, well it might've flown out in the crash
Susan: That's what I was thinking, let's go
(They climb out of the crater)
Susan: Well if it was in the trunk, it would've flown in (Turns around) that direction
Splash: Well lets go get it
(Splash begins to leave, but Susan stands still)
Splash: Suz?
Susan: Get down!
Splash: What?
Susan: (whispering as she hides behind a bush) Hurry, hide
(Splash looks around then dives behind a tree, two Hugmonsters arrive on hover scooters. They get off)
First Hugmonster: Is this where that ship crashed?
(the second Hugmonster hops off his scooter)
Second Hugmonster: looks like it
(The other Hugmonster joins him)
First Hugmonster: Any survivors?
Second Hugmonster: Doesn't look like it
First Hugmonster: Well let's keep a lookout...
Second Hugmonster: We should also notify the King
(They both get back on their scooters, once their gone Susan and Splash get out from their hiding places)
Splash: Hugmonsters?
Susan: Looks like it
Splash: They mentioned a King
Susan: Splash... I think we're on the Hugmonster home world
Splash: Home world? but we've never found one...
Susan: Looks like we just did

Scene 7

(Helen is asleep, Stone, Float, Flame ect. are standing around her)
Flower: Helen? Helen?
(Helen mumbles but doesn't wake. Flower begins slapping her)
Flower: ugh she not waking up
Flame: I could light her on fire
Flower: No
Zap: I could shock her
Flower: No!
Float: I could-
Flower: Hell no
Stone: Just pour water on her
(They stand around contemplating this)
Flame: Yeah that could work
(They pour a bucket of water over Helen, she stirs)
Helen: What...what's going on (She stands up) Ow my head...
Flower: Helen I want to ask you something
Helen: Ugh...Don't shout...
Flower: Helen, Did you meet Splash last night at a Zap's nightclub?
(Helen stands there and thinks, swaying slightly)
Helen: Yeah...it was him....Why?
Flower: I'm trying to find him
Grass: Did he say where he was going?
(Helen thinks again)
Helen: He said...he was going... to the docks...to...do...something
Float: Ah the plot thickens
Flame: that's what she said
(Stone and Zap both look at Flame)
Flame: What?
Flower: Okay we're heading down to the docks, Helen you're coming to
Helen: Why?
Flower: Because after I kill Splash, you're next...
(Helen doesn't respond, she merely collapses again)
Float: Wow how'd she get like that?
Zap: She got drunk....happens to everybody when they drink too much
Float: Really (Looks at Flame) Hey Flame you want to go out for a drink later?
Flame:(Surprised)Um, Yeah sure...
(Grass and Zap start to laugh Flame looks at them, confused)
Flame: Why are they laughing?
Float: No reason

Scene 8

(Splash and Susan are running through a forest, the camera turns to show a large Hug Behemoth Chasing them)
Splash: Don't you have anything to kill it?
Susan: No, My weapons were destroyed in the crash!
(They hide behind a large rock, the Behemoth stops and looks around confused)
Susan: Couldn't you use your water powers?
Splash: No, most of my body evaporated, unless I get I'm physically touching water I can't do anything
(The Behemoth knocks over a large tree, frustrated it roars)
Splash: Couldn't we throw a...rock or something at it?
Susan: (Looking at the Behemoth) Have to be a huge rock, neither of us could probably lift it
Splash: So you're saying we're screwed?
(Susan thinks, The Behemoth starts sniffing the ground, Susan notices a small cave not far away)
Susan: Wait! we could make a dash for that cave, the Hug Behemoth would be too big to enter
(The Hug Behemoth begins to move closer to the rock they're hiding behind)
Splash: Alright on the count of three we run for it
(The Behemoth is right behind their rock)
Splash: One...two...
(The Behemoth pokes around the side of the rock)
Splash: (startled, frightened) Three!
(They both dash for the cave, the Hug Behemoth bellows and gives chase, Susan and Splash make it to the cave and run in, The Behemoth tries to get in but can't, for he is too big, It roars several times then walks away defeated. Inside the cave is very dark, but not pitch black, Susan and Splash are crouching in a corner and watch the Behemoth leave)
Splash: Phew, glad that's over
Susan: I wouldn't be too sure, lets wait a while just to make sure it's gone
(A faint breathing starts)
Splash: Hey Suz...
Susan: Yeah?
(The breathing grows louder
Splash: You ever get the feeling that something is breathing down your neck?
Susan: No...
Splash: Then we should probably be worried
( A sharp hiss is heard and then the scene cuts to outside the cave, Both Susan and Splash run outside followed by several Cave Hugmonsters, Susan tries to fight them off using hand-to-hand but there are too many of them, She notices one of them at the back is holding a rectangular silver case)
Susan: Splash! the case!
Splash: Where?
Susan: (Pointing to the hugger) there!
(Splash runs at the Cave Hugger but two others throw rocks at him, He dodges the rocks but one of them punches him hard knocking him away, Susan climbs on tops of a rock to avoid the Cave Huggers, Splash tries to but slips and is pounced upon by the huggers)
Susan: Splash!
(Suddenly a roar echoes across the forest, all the Cave huggers freeze. Suddenly the Hug Behemoth appears crashing through the trees, It begins attacking the Cave Huggers, the Huggers fight back but the Behemoth knocks them away. In the chaos Susan and Splash sneak away. They find a rocky hill and climb to the top, Susan gives a sigh of relief)
Splash: (Singsong) Hey Susan guess what I got?
Susan: What?
(Splash holds out a rectangular silver case)
Susan: The case! But how?
Splash: One of the Huggers was beating me with it...I grabbed it when the Behemoth showed up
(Susan opens the case and pulls out several weapons)
Susan: Now we're armed
Splash: and they're the ones on the run

Scene 9

(It's early morning, The scene shows a Warf filled with many rusty old buildings, there are barley any ships, the ones that are are old and broken, Flower and company are walking down an alley to the docks)
Grass: Why would Splash want to come here? It's all old and rusty
Float: I don't know, a couple flowers, some colorful murals... this place could pretty be fun
(Zap and Flame look at him)
Flame: And what could Splash be doing here anyway?
Zap: I don't know, maybe he wanted to be close to the water
Flower: I'd doubt it, this area was closed down due to polluted waters, Splash hates pollution, just touching gunky water makes him sick
(Flame stops walking)
Flame: is that him there?
(They look where Flame is pointing and see a Splash-Drop-like stranger at the end of one of the docks)
Float: Yeah! Hey Splash!
(the Stranger turns to look at them for several seconds, then jumps in the water)
Grass: Where'd he go?
Zap: In the water presumably
(They run to the dock and look in the water, a blast of green water hits Flame and knocks him into the air he falls on his back. Meanwhile the stranger jumps out of the water and runs off laughing)
Flower: After him
Float: You guys go, I'll stay and comfort Flame
(He goes and stands over Flame)
Float: Don't worry I'm here for you
(Flame groans. meanwhile Zap and Flower chase after the Stranger, while Stone and Helen go another way. the Stranger flings more water at Zap and Flower but misses each time. Zap shoots a bolt at him but it hits a rusty street lamp that creaks and falls on top of Zap. Flower continues after the Stranger, The Stranger turns down an alley but is stopped by a rock wall with Stone on top of it, He looks up at Stone then to Flower right behind him, When Flower corners him she sees it's the Stranger is green with crystals on his back)
Flower: Who are you?
The Stranger: Acid Drip what's it to you?
(Flower takes a step forward, Acid laughs and dissolves a hole in the wall and runs through it. Flower stands there dumbfounded Stone jumps down next to her)
Stone: Definitely not Splash
(The scene cuts to Float sitting next to Flame who is still on the ground)
Float: So on my thirteenth birthday my dad still wouldn't buy me a pony, even though I really wanted one, so I-
Flower: Float look out!
(Float looks up to see Acid running at him, Float screams and makes a cloud right under him and Flame and levitates them into the air, Acid stops to look at them, then keeps running)
Float: (Watches Acid) Phew, that was close... (turns back to Flame) So I started wearing those ruby red pumps he didn't like just to SPORE him off and he-
(Float lights on fire, he screams and jumps off the cloud and into the water. Flame gets up and shakes his head)
Flame: Hope I don't have to go through therapy after this
(He hops off the cloud and chases after Acid. The scene cuts to Helen leaning against a wall reading a magazine, Acid runs by her with Flower and Flame in pursuit, They stop at Helen)
Flower: Helen why didn't you get him?
Helen: Who?
Flower: The guy!
Helen: (Not even looking up from her magazine) Okay, okay
(Helen fires her blaster without looking, It hit's Acid square in the back. he collapses)
Flame: How'd you do that?
Helen:(looks up) Do what?
(Flower sighs and walks over to Acid, the others arrive behind her shortly)
Grass: Well that was a waste of time
Flame: Maybe not, he could be Splash's evil twin or something
Flower: No... I think...
Grass: What, you think you know him?
Flower: I think he's Splash's brother
Float: Holy plot twist!

Scene 10

(Flower and company, minus Float, are crowded around a bed. On the bed is Acid)
Zap: So you think this guy could be Splash's brother?
Flower: Possibly, he did mention having two brothers at least once or twice
Flame: Definitely has same powers as him (Shakes drips of water off his head)
(Float runs in)
Float: Sorry I'm late, I had to drop off by my house
Grass: You've been gone an hour, what were you doing?
Float:.....Stuff....
(Acid begins to stir, he sits up and surveys the room)
Acid: Uh, pardon me for asking, but...Where the hell am I?
Flower: My house
Acid: (looks her over) so is this some sort of weird kinky thing or...(Flower slaps him) Ow!
Flame: Get used to it
Flower: Tell us, do you have a brother named Splash?
Acid: (Surprise) You know my brother? Where is he?
Flower: So you are Splash's brother?
Acid: What is this, 20 questions? Yes!
Zap: How come we never heard of you?
Acid: You mean Splash never mentioned me?
Flower: Once or twice
Acid: (sighs) I've been looking for him for three years... Thought I tracked him to this planet
Flower: And the nightclub?
Acid: Guy's got to party
Flame: So true
Acid: I picked him up on the radar last night, But then he just vanished
Grass: Vanished?
Acid: Vanished
Flame: Vanished?
Acid: (Exasperated) Vanished
Float: Vanished?
Acid: VANISHED!
Float: No need to shout
Stone: that might be why we never found him
Flower: Maybe...
Flame: So there was no need for this whole crazy adventure?
Float: I thought it was fun
Zap: Well this is all very interesting, but I'm going to step outside
(Zap leaves)
Grass: (To Acid) So what happened? Why have we never heard of you before?
(Acid looks at them, a long silence passes)
Acid: Well whatever it was it made me hit my head pretty hard because I don't remember a thing
(They all sigh, Zap returns)
Zap: Uh, does Splash use rockets to communicate normally?
Flower: No...Why?
(Zap holds up a small green rocket that's smoking slightly. It has a screen on one of its side, next to the screen is a red button, Zap pushes the button. The video shows Splash, behind him Susan is working on a piece of machinery)
Splash: Uh, hi we crashed on a planet, and we really need some help
Susan: you sound stupid
Splash: Shut up! (back to the camera) So if you could...you know...Come help us...we'd really appreciated
Susan: This isn't an answering machine it's a message for help
Splash: I just thought I should be friendly
Susan: You're hopeless, give me the camera
Splash: No!
Susan: Splash, give it here
Splash: No! they're my friends
(Cuts to Flower and company, watching the screen)
Float: (Joyfully) Oh
Splash: Minus Float
Float: (depressed) Oh
(Cuts back to the recording)
Susan: Wait...
Splash: What?
(Susan runs over to the case and pulls out a device with a flashing red light, it's beeping rapidly)
Susan: The Hug-Detector is going wild
Splash: But that means...
(three Hugmonsters appear behind Susan, she pulls out a blade and slashes them. Two more lunge at Splash, he runs off carrying the camera)
Splash: So that rescue would be rather helpful about now!
(The screen goes black, the scene cuts back to Flower and company)
Float: Holy cheese-its! I think they're in trouble!
(The rest look at him and sigh)

Scene 11

(Inside an extravagant green hall, Susan and Splash are led by six heavily armed Hugmonsters, they are led into a throne room, at the end of the room is the Hugmonster King, to the right of him is a dead child, to the left is a oversized Mela. Splash and Susan are brought before him)
Splash: (whispering to Susan) hey this guy could be the King
(Susan sighs, one of the Hugmonsters move forward)
Hugmonster: My lord, we found these two out in the forest, one of them is Susan
(The King looks at them silently)
King: So this is the famous Susan (looks at Splash) and this is her little SPORE?
Splash: Hey!
(The King walks down from his throne, He looks at Splash)
King: Your feisty aren't you, how'd you like to be my new servant? the old one has gotten a bit...useless
(Splash gulps)
Susan: Let us both go or face the consequences!
(King looks at Susan)
King: Aren't you the little heroine? (Walks back to his throne) Just remember that you are both vermin. Cowering in the dirt, thinking...What, I wonder? That you might escape the coming hugs? No! your bodies will be hugged until their surfaces are all but glass!
(The Mela roars dramatically)
Splash: That sounds incredibly painful!
King: Oh trust me it is, just look at the last victim (two Hugmonsters roll out a glass statue of Dooble Dorf, the King regards the statue) He rolled too much and see where it got him (looks back at Susan and Splash) and your fates shall be the same
Splash: Wait! can I just point out how incredibly, creepy the 'Hugging us till our bodies are glass' thing is!
King: We're a creepy race, and I'm it's creepy queen
Splash: don't you mean king?
King: (To the Hugmonsters) To the dungeon with them, let them rot while I...warm up
(The Hugmonsters lead Splash and Susan away)

Scene 12

(The scene shows a billboard saying "Swanky Motors", the camera cuts to Flower and company looking at several spaceships)
Flame: (Exhausted) This is the fifth lot we've been too!
Flower: Well we need a good spaceship if we want to go rescue Splash (Regards a yellow and orange ship) I like the coloring on this one
Float: Oh no, There was a little ship a couple lanes back with a black and green paint job that was simply delicious
Flame: (Gesturing to Acid) Why can't we just take his ship?
Acid: I... kind of...lost it...in a poker game
(Swankypig approaches them)
Swankypig: Hello folks found da' ship you looking for?
Zap: Aren't you Swankypig? owner of Swankypig Swanky products Incorporated?
Swankypig:......No
Zap: Yes you are, your picture is on everyone of your products
Swankypig: All right it's me! (Sadly) Alas, times have not been so swanky I've had to get by by selling used spaceships
Float: You're a model to us all
Swankypig: So you find what you're looking for?
Flower: Well I like this one here...
Float: No I told you, go for the black and green one
Flower: I don't like black, plus this one has leather interior
Float: Ooh
Flame: (To Swankypig) do you have a gun?
Swankypig: No it's not swanky to carry a gun
(Flame turns away from Swankypig)
Swankypig: I have cyanide
Flame: Is it swanky cyanide?
Swankypig: Yes
Flame: No thanks
Flower: (looking at the ship) Yes we defiantly want this one
Swankypig: Swanky! so, the starting price is 50,000 sporebucks
Flame: 50,000? that's outrageous!
Swankypig: Of course it is! everything outrageous is swanky!
Flower: We'll give you...15,000
Swankypig: That's not enough! Swanky people always pay the price on the tag...maybe even a bit more
Zap: What are we complaining about? Float has 50,000
Flame: He does?
Float: No way! I'm saving that money for my operation!
Grass: What operation?
Float: I have....a....tumor
Grass; Oh, that's too bad
Flower: Float we need that money
Float: No!
(Float turns away from them, the rest huddle, Swankypig is silently dancing alone)
Flower: We need to get that money from Float
Flame: Maybe one of us could convince him?
(They all look at Flame)
Flame: What? Oh, no, no! hell no!-
(Scene cuts to Flame standing next to Float, Flame sighs)
Flame: (muttering) I'm going to kill them....(Normal) So Float have I ever told you how sexy I think you are?
Float: Really?
Flame: Yes I love hw you're so...poofy
Float: I spend five hours in the bathroom making it just right for you
Flame: Ooookay... I also like how....white you are
Float: (Moves closer to him) I like how red you are
Flame: (turns away) Alas, I have a terrible loan shark, everyday he calls me demanding 50,000 sporebucks
Float: I have 50,000 sporebucks!
Flame: (turns back to him) Really?
Float: yes
(They move closer toghether)
Float: Lick me
Flame: What?!
Float: Nothing, you can have the money
(The scene cuts back to Flower, Acid, Zap, Helen, and Stone, Grass is holding a video camera)
Zap: This is so going on Youtube!

Scene 13

(An Orange and yellow spaceship flies silently through space, the scene cuts to the inside of it. The interior resembles that of an RV Acid and Flower are in their drivers seats, Helen is napping on a couch, Zap, Flame, Stone, and Grass are sitting Float is nowhere to be seen, Acid is holding a map)
Acid: Okay so we head through that Nebula
Flower: The Nebula? that will take me all the way to Dune...
Acid: That's because you take a left at Dune
Flower: Left at Dune? that will get me nowhere!
Acid: No it won't, look at the map
Flower: I don't care what the map says, it's wrong! I'm turning right at the Nebula
Acid: But that won't get us there fast enough! The coordinates on the rocket were 10-26-93 and the fastest way to there is through that nebula
Flower: You don't know what you're talking about
Acid: Yes I do! I'm reading the map
Flower: I don't care what the map says!
(Acid dissolves the map)
Acid: The map is gone, happy?
(The camera cuts to Stone, Zap, Flame and Grass sitting at a table, next to them is the door to the bathroom, Floats voice is coming from the bathroom)
Float: Uh guy's, I don't know how to work this thing
Zap: What are you talking about? it's just like a regular bathroom
Float: Then what's the hose for?
Grass: That's for when we have no gravity!
Float: Are you sure I mean it looks lik- Gah! there's an ant on the toilet seat!
Flame: Ant? we're in space! where did the ant come from?
Grass: Could be a space ant
Flame: (to Grass) don't encourage him
Float: There's another one!
Flame: (Shouting to Flower) Hey Flower! could you turn the radio on?
Flower: Sure (Presses the button)
Male Newscaster: (Over radio) today there was a leak at a holding silo on a Tea Rig off the coast of Louisiana exploded dumping thousands of gallons of tea into the ocean, causing a great multitude of turtles to show up
Female Newscaster: Surprisingly the turtles drank all the tea and, realizing where it came from, began chewing at the supports of the Tea Rig
Male Newscaster: There were no survivors
Flame: (Sighs) Okay, turn it off
(Flower does so, A vacuuming sound is heard from the bathroom, Float moans)
Zap: Float what are you doing in there?
Float:......Nothing
(The Scene cuts to a nerd typing at a computer)
Nerd: Was that joke in good taste?(Waits several seconds) Eh, screw it (Keeps typing)
(The scene cuts back to the inside of the spaceship, Stone is digging through the fridge, Float is still in the bathroom)
Float: I don't see any lever
Zap: there's no lever, it's motion activated!
Flame: (to Grass) So, seen any good movies lately?
Grass: I recently saw High School musical 4
Flame: (Disgusted) OH GOD!
Grass: (Depressed) I know
Flame: How bad was it?
Grass: I think it gave me cancer...
Zap: hey Stone, why are you looking in the fridge?
Stone: I'm trying to find some mineral water
Float: Hah!

Scene 14

(In a dark dank dungeon Splash and Susan are led by, three huggers carrying shock rods. They come to a cell with walls made out of glass, one of the huggers opens the door)
Hugmonster 1: (at splash) Well get in
Splash: (Looking in the cell) what's this?
Hugmonster 1: Your cell, We don't want any water leaking in so you can use your powers
(Hugmonster 2 kicks Splash into the cell and closes the door, the three huggers begin leading Susan further down the hall)
Splash: If you going to keep water away from me, how do you plan to hydrate me?
Hugmonster 3: Simple: we won't
(The two other Hugmonsters laugh, Splash gulps)
(Susan and the Hugmonsters keep walking down the hall, they pass several cells containing other prisoners such as Mr. Moof and the glass Dooble Dorf. One cell they pass has a Mr. Game and watch, A Neejo, and a Systu. Susan and the Hugmonsters pass this cell but the camera stops at it)
Gand:(Mr. Game and watch) It was just awful, the Hugmonsters took over the whole forum...th-they just appeared out of nowhere!
Omni:(Systu) I can still remember seeing them crush poor Jelli...
Gand: And Murph (looks at the Neejo) completely mute, those Motherhuggers crushed his vocal cords
Omni: Ugh, we've been in here so long, I don't even know what year it is
Gand: Well it doesn't help that we've both gone insane
Omni: Hey! you're insane, I'm perfectly fine (Twitches, violently and shouts in a weird voice) Glavin!!
(Murph begins throwing a rock at the cell wall, Gand starts drawing on the ground using a piece of chalk)
Gand:(Absent minded) The only thing I can do to pass the time is draw pictures
(The camera gives a pan of the cell showing many pictures drawn on the walls depicting many different things)
Omni: What are you drawing now?
Gand: Well sometimes when I can't think of anything else, I draw the future
(Omni walks next to Gand and looks at what he's drawn, the drawing says "Hugmonster: the movie 2")
(The scene cuts back to, Susan and the Hugmonster's, they come to the last two cells in the hall, Hugmonster 2 opens the one on the right and pushes Susan in)
Hugmonster 1: Have fun rotting in here Faloyunto (Laughs)
Susan: Just know this, I will get out, and when I do, all three of you will be very, very sorry
(All three huggers gulp)
Hugmonster 3: Don't worry guys, she's just trying to psych you out, come on
(The Hugger walk away leaving Susan in her cell)
(Susan looks around her prison trying to find a way to escape, she sees none so she sits down and leans against a wall)
Susan: (Frustrated) Great
(She looks at the cell across from her and sees an oddly familiar person, the person is covered in shadow. Susan stands)
Susan: Hey, Hey you!
(The person stirs and looks at Susan, He immediately stands up and begins walking towards the cell bars, we see he is a Faloyunto as approaches)
???:It can't be
Susan: (Disbelief) Mitch?
(The person moves into the light and we see he isn't Mitch, He is buffer and has a robotic eye where his left one should be)
????: My name isn't Mitch

Scene 15

(Starts out showing the wreckage. Float and acid are arguing)
Flower: It's your fault we crashed!
Acid: Mine? PLease, you were the one arguing where to go.
Flower: MINE? You dissolved the map!
Acid: PLease, it's not like we needed it
(grass butts in) Grass: HEy guys, stop arguing! We need to get on with the plot!
Flower: No! Not until I can get my revenge on him! *slaps acid*
Acid: Oh that's it!
(more arguing. Focuses in on Float, who walks under a kiwifruit tree)
Float: Well I might as well hang out with my fellow fruits while I'm here
(picks up a kiwi. It starts talking
Kiwi: Hello young one, what is wrong?
Float: Well, we crashed, and we don't know where we are, and we need help, and our friend is in trouble.
Kiwi: Well, I see. I'll tell you this. But bring me closer to your ear.
Float: OK. (brings to side of head, because, well, they have no visible ears)
Kiwi: Closer. (does so) Closer. (does so) No, here what I have to say. *pause* (screaming) BLAHARGAHARG!!
(Float is startled)
Float: AAAAHAHAHhaHAHahhahHAHAhahAHAhABLaaarg
Kiwi: (laughs) Just kidding. Now, here's what I really have to tell you: There's a city west of here. Before you enter, you'll find a guy who one of your buddies over there knows. He can help you.
Float: Ohh, I see now! Thanks, talking kiwi! (goes over to the group) HEY GUYS!
(Flower looks over from arguing)
Flower: What do YOU want?
Float: I- I- I just talked to a kiwi, and- and- and he told me that there was a city to the west of us! And we'll get help!
Grass: (to Stone) Should we really trust him?
Flame: Well I guess we could... you know what, screw it, let's go.
Grass: (to rest of group) OK, me and Flame are going to follow Float, we'll let you know if we find something.
Acid: You go do that.
(continues arguing with Flower)
(Grass and Flame follow Float through some bushes, a pause)
Grass: (shouting) Hey guys, come here!
(Stone, Helen, Flower, and Acid go through bushes. A city can be seen. A guy can be seen talking to Grass.)
Grass: Yeah, I want you to meet Kurt, he was the Spoffit dealer from my community college, and he says he can help us!
Kurt: By the way, Spoffits are not drugs.
Grass: Thanks for that, Kurt. Now, Kurt says he knows a guy in the city who can fix up our ship for free! What do you say?
Acid: Sure!
Stone: (to Flame, whispering) Uhh, don't you think that that was a bit out of character?
(Cuts to a random rope bridge. It collapses. Everyone screems)
Nerd: OMG!

Scene 16

(Continuing where scene 14 left off, Susan stares at the Faloyunto)
Susan: I'm sorry I thought you were... someone else...
???: It's alright... My name's Chris
Susan: Mine's Susan
Chris: You're the Susan the guards are always talking about? They said you were a Fibea!
Susan: Well you can clearly see I'm not...
Chris: No
Susan: How'd you get here?
(Chris sighs and the scene goes sepia toned displaying Chris talking to several Faloyuntos back on his home planet Chris narrates as the scene continues)
Chris (narrating): I had just gotten back from the docks, my buddies and I were shooting the breeze while we walked down the street
Chris: So you guys see the size of that girl's SPORE?
(His buddies shout in agreement)
Susan (Voice-over): What?
Chris (narrating): Um....nothing
(The scene skips back to the start of Chris's line)
Chris: So you guys see the size of that fish I caught?
(His buddies shout in agreement)
Guy 1: Yeah it was the size of your momma's!
(Buddies whoop)
Chris: Alright, Alright...
Guy 2: So you guys going to go see the tests today?
Chris: No, I have to work on the ship
Chris (Narrating): You see I had this old spaceship that I found on the outskirts of the city, In my free time I repaired it
(Scene shows Chris standing in front of a rusty ship holding a wrench)
Chris: Okay, how to do this?
(Hits ship with wrench, the engine sputters and roars to life, black smoke pours from the engine)
Chris: Hey! Nice!
(The music changes dramatically, green ships begin falling flying through the sky one lands near Chris)
Chris: What the-?
(A hatch on the ship opens up, Three Hugmonsters walk out of it)
Chris: What are you?
Hugmonsters: We're your best friends
Chris: (backing away) What do you want with me?
Hugmonster: We just want hugs (Opens arms; to other huggers) Get him
(The Hugmonsters begin to surround him, Chris throws the wrench at one of them, it knocks the Hugmonster out, the two other huggers rush towards Chris. Chris runs behind the spaceship, the two huggers crash into the ship and collapse, Chris rushes inside the ship as another Hugmonster ship lands. Chris begins furiously begins pushing buttons)
Chris: c'mon I just got this thing working
(the ship begins rumbling then takes off the Hugmonsters on the ground shout at him)
Chris: Ha-ha! see ya suckers!
(A very large green ship approaches his, a beam hits Chris's ship and pulls it towards it. Chris looks at the ship through the window)
Chris: Crap
(The scene transfers back to the prison, Susan is watching Chris)
Chris: Turns out that was the Kings private ship, he liked me so he kept me on as his personal servant, and I've been here ever sense
Susan: And what about your eye?
Chris: I tried to escape the first week I was here, King did that so I wouldn't try it again
Susan: Oh...
Chris: The king told me what happened to our planet, I couldn't believe it...
Susan: I know...
(Susan stops, A guard approaches Chris's cell)
Guard: (To Chris) The King requests your assistance, it's another pickle jar
Chris: (Sighs) Be right there
(The guard leads Chris away, Susan watches him leave)
(Scene cuts to nerd in theater)
Nerd: Ooo a love interest


Scene 17

(The scene begins in an alley with several overflowing dumpsters, Kurt leads splashes friends down it)
Grass: So you think this guy can fix our ship?
Kurt: I know it
Grass: For free?
Kurt: Most definitely, just think of it as me repaying you for saving my butt back in Adventure Town
Grass: Well if you hadn't taken so many of her Spoffits she wouldn't have sent the mob after you
(Kurt chuckles, they come to a large garage several rusted vehicles can be seen inside. Kurt leads them in, in the distance a mechanic is seen)
Kurt: (To the mechanic) Hey! Hey! Joey!
(The mechanic looks at them and walks over to them)
Flower: (whispering) he looks okay
Stone: (whispering) Then again he could've murdered his granny with a hammer
Float: (whispering) I like his muscles
Kurt: Guys, this is Joey
Flame: Kurt says you can fix our ship
(Joey looks at Flame for several seconds)
Joey: Yo momma so ugly when she tried to take a bath the water jumped out
Flame: What?
Joey: Yo momma so fat her waist size is equator
Flame: Um (looks to the others) So can you fix our ship?
Joey: Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun
Float: (to Flame) Oh burn on you dawg
Flame: (Looks to Kurt) Why does he keep doing that?
Kurt: Oh yeah I should've mentioned he'll only repair someone's ship for free if they can beat him in a Yo Momma off
Flower: (Groans) we don't have time for this
(Zap steps forward)
Zap: Don't worry I'll handle this
Flower: You sure you can do this Zap?
Zap: Don't worry I'm a DJ, I know my way around a Yo Momma, after all she so fat she uses the Eifel tower as a toothpick
Float: Oh he's good
(Zap steps in front of Joey, the others back away, Zap stretches. The lights dim, fog begins to pour in around their feet)
Joey: Yo mama like spoiled milk, fat and chunky
Zap: Yo mama so dumb she studied for a drug test
(Crowd whoops)
Flame: Where'd all these other people come from?
Joey: Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Zap: Yeah well, Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo
(A giant glowing sign saying Yo Momma lights up in the background, Epic rap music starts playing)
Float: Aw dip!
Joey: Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!!
( Zap stumbles, crowd gasp)
Zap: Well Yo Momma...couldn't...so dumb... Yo momma so dumb she couldn't read an audio book!!
(Crowd cheers)
Joey: Not as dumb as Yo momma, She sold the car for gas money!
(Crowd Oos, Zap gulps)
Zap: Yo momma so dumb-
Flame: Zap, change the topic!
(Zap looks at Flame then nods)
Zap: Yo Momma so old even Spode knows her as the old lady down the street
( Crowd whoops, Joey takes a step back)
Joey: Yo momma so hairy "Gorillas in the mist" was shot in her shower
Zap: Yo Momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
Joey: Um...uh
Zap: Yo momma so poor TV dinner trays are her good china
(Crowd cheers, Joey begins backing away)
Zap: Yo momma so ugly, she so ugly she made an onion cry! She so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Float: Aw snap!
(Joey trips, Zap stands over him)
Joey: Yo...yo..mo-momma...
Zap: Yo momma so ugly she could only be your momma
(Crowd whoops)
Float: Oh you torched his SPORE man, you torched it!
(Lights come back on. the sign, the fog, and the crowd vanish. Joey stands back up)
Joey: ( Gulps) You win, I'll fix your ship
Zap: Thought so

Scene 18

(It starts out showing Splash in his cell, sitting and looking depressed. Omni is sleeping in the cell next to him, along with Gand who is drawing random stuff)

Splash: Nothing could be worse...
(Splash looks around his cell slowly)
Splash: No water, no food, no rare mushrooms, what kind of place is this?!?!
(Splash notices Gandwuser in the cell next to him doodling various scribbles)
GandWuser: What? Oh, um, seventy two times orangutan equals Hugmonster, so Hugmonster to the Fibea power must equal...
Splash: *sigh*
Splash (noticing one of Gand's doodles): Hey... What's that?
GandWuser: Oh, this? This is just another one of my useless scribbles...
Splash: What's it say?
Gandwuser: It says, uhhh....
Splash: What?
GandWuser: Uhh... It says, um, uhh...
Splash (exasperated): This isn't helping!
GandWuser: Aha, it says "grass matters"!
Splash: Grass? As in Grass Plant?
Gandwuser: Um... I guess so...
Splash: Well, Grass is one of my friends, so...
GandWuser: Maybe it means your friend is coming here right at the moment.
Splash: Wait one millisecond! That says "glass shatters," not "grass matters"!
GandWuser: Oh, um, sorry, I guess it's not helpful after all... Sorry.
Splash: *sighs* Haven't you realized what my cell is made of?
GandWuser: Um... Cellophane?
Splash: *facepalm* No.
GandWuser: S-s-sorry, it's just that I've been here so long, that my mind is just-
Splash: My cell- is made out of glass.
GandWuser: Oh... yeah, that.
Splash: Don't you see? If I can manage to break out of my cell, I can steal the keys from the sentries and-
GandWuser: Hold on there, little guy, if the sentries hear one thing about breaking out they'll hug you until you're-
Splash: Hey, who are you calling little?
GandWuser: You, I'm taller then you but that's not the point. The point is that if those huggers catch us talking, we're dead meat.
Splash: Okay... But I'm still going to try and get us out. You'll be thankful once I break us out.
Gandwuser: Poor kid, I'd hate to see him hugged. Then again, at least it isn't me.
Splash: So... How to do this... Well I guess I should try pounding it first...
*Splash repeatedly pounds the wall of his cell while screamming "LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT" repeatedly*
(Scene cuts to a black backround with white text saying "Five screaming-filled moments later"
French Narrator: Five screaming-filled moments later...
(Scene cuts back to Splash sitting and leaning against a wall)
Splash: Well, that didn't work. Maybe I should try pounding it again.
*A small, glowing humanoid figure floats through the cell*
Glowing Figure: Splash... Charge at the wall...
Splash (brightening up): I know! I'll charge at the wall!
*Splash backs up and charges blindly at the glass wall*
Splash: YAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!
(several hug-sentries carrying shock-rods run into the prison)
Hug-Sentry 1: Guards: Get him! Hug him until he surrenders!
Hug-Sentries 2&3: Sir yes sir!
*the 3 hug sentries close in on Splash's cell and open the door*
Hug-Sentry 1: Trying to escape, eh? Really.
Hug-Sentry 2: Yes, the thought is pitiful, don't you think?
Hug-Sentry 3: Quite.
Splash (struggling): You'll never take me alive, huggers!
Hug-Sentry 1: Keep him quiet, boys.
Splash: You know, I know Spoffits tougher than you, weaklings.
Hug-Sentry 1: An insult! How dare he!
Splash: Uh... I'll give you each life-time supplies of twinkies if you let me go...
Hug-Sentry 1: Um... It's a deal!
*the Hug-Sentries let Splash go and a moment later, Splash jumps up and flips onto the ground behind them*
Splash: Ha! Take that, huggers!
(Splash knocks them out by grabbing one of their shockrods and using it against them)
Splash (picking up keys) So here are the keys...
Omni: Wow! Nice job, Rain-Drop-Shaped Guy!
Gand: Awesome job, Splash!
Splash: Uh... How did you know my name?
Murph: Hmmm-yrrr-crrr-trrr-dmmm-ssss!
Splash: Okay then...

Scene 19
(Susan is leaning against her cell wall, A guard opens the door and drops a plate of food in front of her)
Guard: Lunchtime sky rat
Susan: (Picks a up a bagel so moldy it's blue) Uh thanks (Tosses the bagel aside) any idea when the 'King' will see me?
Guard: When he's ready, he's currently watching his servant battle a pickle jar to the death
(Scene cuts to the Kings throne room, a ring has been set up in the middle of the room. Inside the Ring is Chris and a pickle jar (Note that this pickle jar it human sized and has hands and feet) . A crowd of Hugmonster's stand outside the ring shouting and whooping, The king looks on from his throne. Chris lunges at the jar but it jumps aside, He swings at it but the Jar counters with a devastating combo knocking Chris down)
Person in crowd: Come on! he's just a gherkin weight!
(Chris gets up and charges the pickle jar, slamming it into the wall of the ring. the pickle jar retaliates by punching Chris some more, Chris slumps against the corner of the ring, a Hugmonster dressed in a workout uniform runs up to him)
Hugmonster: Come on Rocky! this is what we trained for! Get out there and win this!
Chris; Who the hell are you?
(The pickle jar slams into Chris, the Hugmonster runs off, Chris knees the Jar, a loud crack is heard)
Chris: That's the best crunch I've ever heard
( The Pickle jar staggers backward, pickle juice leaking from him. The crowd gasps. the jar collapses, Chris gets up behind it and looks at the king. The King gives a thumbs down. Chris removes the jars lid and the crowd goes wild)
(Scene cuts back to Susan and the guard)
Susan: Oookay
Guard: You know I never wanted to be a Guard I wanted to be a lumberjack! who cuts down the internet. But that's dumb. My other dream was to open a gift shop and fill it with knick-knacks, but those are outlawed here
Susan: You know we have gift shops and lumberjacks on Earth, if you help me escape I'll take you there
Guard: Really?
Susan: Yeah, sure
Guard: Okay I'll open the cell right away!
(The guard grabs his keys, right as he reaches for the door Splash comes up behind him and zaps him with a shock rod)
Splash: Hey Suz
Susan: You broke out? how?
Splash: Let's just say my fabulous mind allowed me to concoct a plan to escape
Susan: You realized glass breaks, didn't you?
Splash:........Well let's get you out of that cell (He opens the door and walks in, he notices the bagel on the floor) Ooo is that a donut with blue icing? Can I have it?
Susan: (Looks to the bagel then Splash) Sure
(Splash eats the bagel, then spits it out)
Splash: Bleck, it's like a party in my mouth and everyone's committing suicide
Susan: Give me that shock rod (Takes it from him)
Splash: They give you any water?
Susan: No, just organic soda
(Splash shudders)
Susan: Splash I want to destroy this palace
Splash: What?!
Susan: This is the center of the Hugmonster empire, we destroy it, the empire will fall into disarray.
Splash: I see what your getting at, but before we destroy anything we need a ship

Scene 20:

The movie cuts to the gang's newly repaired ship (Acid,Float, Flame , Flower, Etc).
Joey: Ok, there is your ship.
Grass: Well, see you later kurt!
Kurt: Ok, bye.
(The crew climbs into the ship.)
Float: We should come back here sometime.
Zap: If all of the other people depend on you having to beat you in a Yo-Mama contest to get anything back from them, I think we won't.
Float: Well I want to come back.
Flame: I dont care about coming back, I just want to go home and get away from gay-boy here (Points at Float).
Float: Well I AM a person who is happy all the time.
(Flame and zap facepalm)
Flame: Well we should go pick up Flower and Acid.
(The spaceship flys over to them and lands)
Flower: Acid! Im telling you we needed that map but you just HAD to burn it up!
Acid: Well if you hadn't been argueing with me we wouldn't have crashed!
Float: Um guys-
Flower: What?!
Float: We got the ship fixed.
Flower: Oh, good. Come on, let's go.
(They take off.)
Float: Hey flame-
Flame: Dont even think about it. Hey Flower can you please turn on the radio.
Flower: No.
(3 hours pass, a montage of 3 second clips depict the crew of the ship beign bored.)
(During the middle of the 3 second clip montage the movie cuts to the ship passing by a deserted T0 world.)
(The movie cuts inside of the ship where float is standing next to the exit)
Float:*Yawn*
(Float leans backward a little and elbows a secret button labed Emergency Weapon ONLY)
(The movie cuts to the back of the ship, where a Planet Buster is fired from an agsaust pipe. It hits the planet and Grass sees the planet blow up)
Grass: Woa!
Flame: What is it, grass?
Grass: A planet just exploded to our right!
(Flame looks out the window and sees the core of the planet)
Flame: That is just a sun.
Grass: Well I swear I saw a planet explode.
Float: I rememeber elbowing a button or soemthing. But I swear I heard the toilet flush when it was pressed.
(Flame and Grass shrug and the montage continues)
Flower: Well, the scanner says we are almost here, but I cannot find any planets on the scanners.
Acid: Wait... What about that green planet over there?
Flower: That is at the corridinates.
Flame: Let's land there.
(The spaceship flies over to the planet, but a few fighters fly up from the planet)
Flower: Those look like...
Flame: Hugger spaceships! Take evacive action!
(Float hides in the bathroom, flame grabs anything he can to defend himself, Grass creates a grass wall, and stone makes a fortress of stone.)
(A clip of the two spaceships fighting plays. In the end the crew's spaceship gets shot and flies tot he planet's serface)
Flower: We are going to crash!
(The entire crew screams)